Jokes about Food
A man went into a grocer's and saw a sign: 'Normal eggs
30p a dozen, square eggs 50p a dozen.' He asked the
manager what the extra twenty pence was for.
'Ah,' came the reply, 'that's danger money for the chicken.'
'Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by
making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it
up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had
to put round it.
'Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
'Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
'Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
'Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a
witch doctor.'
'Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by
mistake.'
Diner. 'This piece of cod isn't nearly so nice as the piece I had here
a few weeks ago.'
Absent m'inded Waiter. 'It ought to be sir, it's from the same fish.'
