Children
A little girl used always to go out with her father for a drive
on Sundays. but one day her father had a cold and so her
mother had to take her out. When they returned, the father
asked the child if she had had a good time.
'Oh yes,' said the little girl, 'and we weren't overtaken by a
single *******.'
A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from
now on you do your own home-work. I'm not going to do any
more for you - it's not right.'
'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.
